Being unoffendable: the ridiculous idea
Everyone's an idiot but me
The world's worst bedtime story
Idea: let's punch Brant in the face
Atheists, socialists, and toast
Anger's fun, except for the boiling, blazing, and burning part
The big question: what about injustice?
This is the chapter about how we're just barely smart enough to be stupid
And here's the chapter I kept putting off ...
We're all waiting for something ... that already happened
On winning, and by "winning," I mean, of course, losing
The world's worst neighbor
Imbalanced? You better hope so
I can worship a God like that
Here's the part where I talk about some Danish people
Forget Danish people, let's talk about your elbow
An lo, the kingdom of God is like a terrible football team.